Funtunbud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, strong sheep.

Funtunbud created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Funtunbud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Funtunbud, she will strike you with lightening.

Funtunbud's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Funtunbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

2. Run away from mauve voles, for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Funtunbud.

4. You must pray to Funtunbud three times a day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.