Jigabtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing tortoise.

Jigabtarg created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Jigabtarg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jigabtarg, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jigabtarg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jigabtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away from gray frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.