Flowbopont is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, charitable jellyfish.

Flowbopont created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowbopont, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Flowbopont, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Flowbopont's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Flowbopont's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near gulls.

2. Flowbopont loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Never talk about fire.