Bapbissrullbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent sheep.

Bapbissrullbarn created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapbissrullbarn, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bapbissrullbarn, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bapbissrullbarn's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bapbissrullbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bapbissrullbarn.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Bapbissrullbarn in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.