Padladgon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful deer.

Padladgon created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Padladgon, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Padladgon, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Padladgon's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Padladgon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.