Teendidbum is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered lizard.

Teendidbum created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Teendidbum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Teendidbum, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Teendidbum's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Teendidbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Teendidbum in the centre of the settlement.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Teendidbum loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.