Cablikcanbit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, competent tapir.

Cablikcanbit created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cablikcanbit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cablikcanbit, he will turn you into a frog.

Cablikcanbit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cablikcanbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan ear rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Put Cablikcanbit first in all things.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cablikcanbit in the centre of the settlement.