Funsishug is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, blissful cat.

Funsishug created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Funsishug, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Funsishug, it will turn you into a puffin.

Funsishug's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Funsishug's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Funsishug's priests.