Botdavcitdap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, uncaring aardvark.

Botdavcitdap created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botdavcitdap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Botdavcitdap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Botdavcitdap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Botdavcitdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.