Janjangunbusbumbopmob is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, blissful dragon.

Janjangunbusbumbopmob created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Janjangunbusbumbopmob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Janjangunbusbumbopmob, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Janjangunbusbumbopmob's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Janjangunbusbumbopmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near badgers while wearing white shorts and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.

2. You must pray to Janjangunbusbumbopmob three times a day.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never paint your chest mauve.

5. Never jump in holy places.