Nelbunjenhug is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, idiotic shark.

Nelbunjenhug created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelbunjenhug, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nelbunjenhug, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nelbunjenhug's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nelbunjenhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Erect eight iron sculptures of Nelbunjenhug on top of important buildings.

3. Do not kill dogs.

4. Run away if seven otters approach from the west.

5. Nelbunjenhug loves dolphins, so they must be respected.