Wodlaggat is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, stupid crow.

Wodlaggat created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodlaggat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wodlaggat, she will turn you into a snail.

Wodlaggat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wodlaggat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Hide from white doves for they are unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.