Vidstragcet is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited walrus.

Vidstragcet created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Vidstragcet, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vidstragcet, it will turn you into a frog.

Vidstragcet's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vidstragcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near gulls while wearing white boots and balancing five nickel spheres on your head.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide if nine ants approach from the west.

5. Never feed melons to manatees while wearing tights.