Ditbomtarwap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-knowing dolphin.

Ditbomtarwap created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditbomtarwap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ditbomtarwap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ditbomtarwap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Ditbomtarwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Worship no other gods but Ditbomtarwap.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Ditbomtarwap on top of all buildings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Never mention goats.