Mislegcit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous goblin.

Mislegcit created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mislegcit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mislegcit, he will jump up and down on your head.

Mislegcit's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Mislegcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near snails.

2. Erect three nickel sculptures of Mislegcit on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never feed carrots to bats while wearing trousers.