Popcarhas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, merciful toad.

Popcarhas created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Popcarhas, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popcarhas, she will turn you into a puffin.

Popcarhas' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Popcarhas' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Erect seven gold sculptures of Popcarhas on top of important buildings.