Cid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying mink.

Cid created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cid, he will turn you into a plant.

Cid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never paint your head violet.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.