Nibvedcep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, stupid raccoon.

Nibvedcep created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibvedcep, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nibvedcep, he will turn you into a snail.

Nibvedcep's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nibvedcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near ants while wearing fawn kilts.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about voles.

5. Never look at planets.