Tettinabsab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow hyena.

Tettinabsab created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettinabsab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tettinabsab, it will remove you from existence.

Tettinabsab's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Tettinabsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tettinabsab on top of all buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettinabsab.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.