Banlabliddun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, boastful parrot.

Banlabliddun created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banlabliddun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Banlabliddun, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Banlabliddun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Banlabliddun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect eight lead sculptures of Banlabliddun on top of important buildings.

3. You must never eat parsnips.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Never paint your feet fawn.