Vedmonbet is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciless walrus.

Vedmonbet created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedmonbet, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vedmonbet, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vedmonbet's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Vedmonbet's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine squirrels approach from the south.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Fast once a month.