Cemjigkad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered dog.

Cemjigkad created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cemjigkad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cemjigkad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cemjigkad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cemjigkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about dark energy near capybaras while wearing gray shorts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Hide from red tortoises for they are unholy.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Cemjigkad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sing in holy places.