Damtadnellflig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental fox.

Damtadnellflig created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Damtadnellflig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Damtadnellflig, it will turn you into a dog.

Damtadnellflig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Damtadnellflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Damtadnellflig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.