Mobtaffod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, prudent snake.

Mobtaffod created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobtaffod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mobtaffod, she will manifest in front of you.

Mobtaffod's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mobtaffod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not keep six goats in a large pit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mobtaffod.