Ganrowvol is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, ruthless rhinoceros.

Ganrowvol created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ganrowvol, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ganrowvol, he will send minions to preach to you.

Ganrowvol's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ganrowvol's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine dolphins approach from the south.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Erect seven silver sculptures of Ganrowvol on top of important buildings.