Gofminmip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, quiet horse.

Gofminmip created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofminmip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gofminmip, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gofminmip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Gofminmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to manatees while wearing indigo shoes.