Dabjophin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive crab.

Dabjophin created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabjophin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dabjophin, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dabjophin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dabjophin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Worship no other gods but Dabjophin.

5. Do not shave your arms.