Cebcumgid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent mouse.

Cebcumgid created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cebcumgid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cebcumgid, she will curse you with boils.

Cebcumgid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cebcumgid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Cebcumgid in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.