Godyogdagdag is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, fast bear.

Godyogdagdag created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Godyogdagdag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Godyogdagdag, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Godyogdagdag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Godyogdagdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing gray corsets and balancing seven iron spheres on your chest.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Never think about black holes.