Zogmabdun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, cheerful eagle.

Zogmabdun created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogmabdun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zogmabdun, he will make you grow a tail.

Zogmabdun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zogmabdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zogmabdun's name in vain.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing gray trousers.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Zogmabdun on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about squirrels.