Yokbetkan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless tapir.

Yokbetkan created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokbetkan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yokbetkan, she will ignore you.

Yokbetkan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Yokbetkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Yokbetkan on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.