Tannibbon is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, quiet parrot.

Tannibbon created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tannibbon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tannibbon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tannibbon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tannibbon's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not take Tannibbon's name in vain.

5. Respect your elders.