Fobwigyat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest naga.

Fobwigyat created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobwigyat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fobwigyat, she will turn you into a mole.

Fobwigyat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fobwigyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Run away if four dolphins approach from the north.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near tortoises while wearing blue stockings.