Quarttagbut Vigruttdub is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, all-powerful hydra.

Quarttagbut Vigruttdub created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quarttagbut Vigruttdub, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quarttagbut Vigruttdub, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quarttagbut Vigruttdub's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Quarttagbut Vigruttdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing turquoise ear rings and balancing three carbon spheres on your head.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Always help eagles in need.

4. Feed all hungry bats.

5. Never paint your hands fawn.