Kinwapbat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful hare.

Kinwapbat created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinwapbat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kinwapbat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kinwapbat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Kinwapbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near rats while wearing gray tights.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Kinwapbat loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Always stare at clouds.