Arfjenrat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able dingo.

Arfjenrat created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arfjenrat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Arfjenrat, he will cry a lot.

Arfjenrat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Arfjenrat's Holy Commandments

1. Arfjenrat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always obey Arfjenrat's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.