Hanshavlistmil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving faun.

Hanshavlistmil created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanshavlistmil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hanshavlistmil, it will think nothing of it.

Hanshavlistmil's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hanshavlistmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Do not eat aubergines.