Cutdubspag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-powerful walrus.

Cutdubspag created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutdubspag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cutdubspag, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cutdubspag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cutdubspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Do not stand on grass.