Yartbissfomhadbontar is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, resourceful rhinoceros.

Yartbissfomhadbontar created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartbissfomhadbontar, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartbissfomhadbontar, it will destroy your home planet.

Yartbissfomhadbontar's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yartbissfomhadbontar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always obey Yartbissfomhadbontar's priests.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Never jump in the presence of shrews.