Himhinsig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish dragonfly.

Himhinsig created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Himhinsig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Himhinsig, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Himhinsig's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Himhinsig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.