Gonkabjarn Karhunman Armfetrawstigstanfot is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome wasp.

Gonkabjarn Karhunman Armfetrawstigstanfot created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gonkabjarn Karhunman Armfetrawstigstanfot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gonkabjarn Karhunman Armfetrawstigstanfot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gonkabjarn Karhunman Armfetrawstigstanfot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gonkabjarn Karhunman Armfetrawstigstanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always look after injured swans.