Gidsiggut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, benevolent duck.

Gidsiggut created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Gidsiggut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gidsiggut, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gidsiggut's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gidsiggut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gidsiggut.

4. Do not kill porpoises.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.