Weglagboss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, tranquil cow.

Weglagboss created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weglagboss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Weglagboss, she will destroy your home solar system.

Weglagboss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Weglagboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never bounce near nematodes.

4. Never feed bananas to rats while wearing skirts.

5. Worship no other gods but Weglagboss.