Sinbigtif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody coyote.

Sinbigtif created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sinbigtif, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sinbigtif, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sinbigtif's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sinbigtif's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.