Monpibfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonest jackal.

Monpibfed created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monpibfed, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Monpibfed, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Monpibfed's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Monpibfed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve sheep, for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must pray to Monpibfed three times a day.

5. You must never eat pineapples.