Honyikzan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, emotional bee.

Honyikzan created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honyikzan, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Honyikzan, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Honyikzan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Honyikzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.