Xucbinfly is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, omnipotent donkey.

Xucbinfly created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucbinfly, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xucbinfly, he will curse you with boils.

Xucbinfly's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Xucbinfly's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Xucbinfly in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed figs to hamsters while wearing white corsets.

5. Hide from mauve mice for they are unholy.