Sogarnyart is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking crocodile.

Sogarnyart created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogarnyart, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sogarnyart, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sogarnyart's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sogarnyart's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Worship no other gods but Sogarnyart.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.