Yikcapmabsab Dibfompan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, boastful faun.

Yikcapmabsab Dibfompan created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikcapmabsab Dibfompan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yikcapmabsab Dibfompan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yikcapmabsab Dibfompan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Yikcapmabsab Dibfompan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yikcapmabsab Dibfompan.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Worship no other gods but Yikcapmabsab Dibfompan.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always obey Yikcapmabsab Dibfompan's priests.