Wadcepfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, overgenerous jellyfish.

Wadcepfarn created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadcepfarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wadcepfarn, it will refuse to believe in you.

Wadcepfarn's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Wadcepfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Wadcepfarn in the centre of the settlement.

2. Wadcepfarn must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Never look in ponds.